Showing posts with label Dog training. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dog training. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Harmless, Moist, Yelp
He’s harmless, the owner assured me, just a young puppy, really, that wants to play.
I smiled at the yelping mass of spotted fur and tried to get over my irrational fears.
Nice puppy, I crooned in a soft, sweet voice, Nice little Saint Bernard that’s as big as a spotted Jersey heifer. His jowls were slobbery moist but his tail thumped in welcome, and his dark eyes were playful.
You’re a sweet, little doggie. I smiled bravely, and reached out to pat the top of his huge head. In a flash, jaws snapped upward and I realized that he had bitten my wrist.
Stop, Samson! Drop it! yelled someone standing on the edge of shock-blurred reality.
The hulking brute quickly released my bleeding, tooth-marked arm and looked expectantly at his master, who gave him a doggie treat and said: Look how well he obeys orders!
“Smart Puppy.”
“Good Dog.”
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